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Jamal
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Apr 6, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Patrick Mutua
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Mar 18, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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James Kawawa
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Mar 17, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Jabir
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Mar 10, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mariam Kawawa
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Feb 12, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Charles Mboje
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Feb 2, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Ann Awino
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Jan 28, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Jan 10, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Majid
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
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Nov 2, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Hassan
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Oct 31, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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John Lissu
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Oct 22, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Samuel Were
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Sep 19, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Charles Mboje
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Sep 19, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Kiza
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Sep 14, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Ibrahim
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Sep 8, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Mwinyi
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Aug 28, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Salima
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Philip Nyaga
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Aug 23, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mary Njeri
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Aug 12, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Chum
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Frank Sokoine
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Aug 8, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Salima
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mary Kidata
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Jul 19, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Jul 8, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Susan Wangari
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Jul 5, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Zawadi
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Jun 28, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Jun 25, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Nuru
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Jun 19, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Jane Muthui
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Jun 12, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Aziza
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Jun 3, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Emily Chepngeno
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May 31, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 28, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Abdillah
Guest
May 25, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Patrick Akech
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May 9, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 8, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Zulekha
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May 7, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Apr 30, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
