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Halimah
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Nov 26, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Robert Okello
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Nov 16, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Elizabeth Malima
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Nov 11, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Anna Mahiga
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Nov 7, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Maulid
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Nov 3, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Leila
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mary Sokoine
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Sep 26, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 25, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 20, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 9, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 7, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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David Chacha
Guest
May 6, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Binti
Guest
May 1, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Amani
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Masika
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Nancy Kawawa
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Feb 2, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mchawi
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
