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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Issa
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
😂 So funny!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Farida
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Maulid
Guest
May 31, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Abdillah
Guest
May 30, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Latifa
Guest
May 23, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Mariam
Guest
May 23, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Rashid
Guest
May 21, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Zakaria
Guest
May 20, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Husna
Guest
May 9, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 7, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Issa
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
😁 This made my day!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
