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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Amani
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Farida
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Chiku
Guest
May 25, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Chum
Guest
May 18, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Amina
Guest
May 18, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 9, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Abubakar
Guest
May 9, 2021
😁 This made my day!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 7, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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David Ochieng
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Amani
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Salma
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
