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Bernard Oduor
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Feb 22, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Francis Mtangi
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Feb 7, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Feb 6, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Betty Akinyi
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Jan 31, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Jan 28, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Charles Mrope
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Jan 14, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
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Mwanaidha
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Jan 13, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Binti
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Janet Mbithe
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Dec 21, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Nov 24, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Paul Ndomba
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Nov 23, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Grace Mligo
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Oct 21, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Robert Ndunguru
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Oct 9, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Zubeida
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Aug 12, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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John Mushi
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Jul 30, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Joseph Kitine
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Jul 16, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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David Musyoka
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Jun 29, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Warda
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Masika
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Lydia Mahiga
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Jun 13, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Yusuf
Guest
May 31, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Agnes Njeri
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May 25, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Victor Kamau
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May 23, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 15, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Esther Nyambura
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May 4, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Shani
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Shabani
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Apr 27, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Farida
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Ramadhan
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Apr 21, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Jane Muthui
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Apr 3, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
