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Stephen Kikwete
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Sep 28, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Zubeida
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Sep 21, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Nora Kidata
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Sep 16, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Nancy Akumu
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Sep 3, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Faith Kariuki
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Aug 28, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Chum
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Kahina
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Aug 19, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mjaka
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Aug 16, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Makame
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Jul 24, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Ramadhan
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Jul 24, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Jamila
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Jul 1, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Abdullah
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Jul 1, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Charles Wafula
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Jun 28, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mzee
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Jun 21, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Charles Wafula
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Jun 20, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Kevin Maina
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Jun 17, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mwinyi
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Jun 16, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Salum
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Peter Mbise
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Jun 3, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Amir
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May 28, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Agnes Lowassa
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May 27, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Amina
Guest
May 22, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 7, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mariam Kawawa
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May 5, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 4, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Tambwe
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May 1, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Richard Mulwa
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Apr 29, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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John Mwangi
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Apr 23, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Asha
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Janet Sumari
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Apr 10, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Mar 12, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Maulid
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Feb 23, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Joseph Kawawa
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Feb 11, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mwanakhamis
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Jan 31, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Nyota
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Jan 25, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Simon Kiprono
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Jan 25, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Michael Mboya
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Jan 17, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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David Nyerere
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Jan 15, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Jane Muthui
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Jan 12, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Josephine Nduta
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Jan 2, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
