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Joyce Aoko
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Sep 19, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Azima
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
😄 Too good!
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Warda
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Salum
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Baridi
Guest
May 30, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 25, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 16, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 15, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Farida
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Maida
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
