Short Answer: Because it was caught for "fowl" play! 🐔🦆👮♂️⛓️
Explanation: The chicken went to jail because it was involved in some "fowl" play, meaning it did something mischievous or against the law. Imagine a chicken wearing a tiny prisoner outfit, being escorted by a duck police officer and locked up with tiny chicken-sized handcuffs! It's all in good fun and just a silly way to imagine animals getting into trouble. 🐓😄🚓
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 19, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Azima (Guest) on August 27, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 27, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 21, 2021
😄 Too good!
Kazija (Guest) on August 15, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 11, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Warda (Guest) on August 10, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Fadhili (Guest) on August 1, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Shamsa (Guest) on July 31, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 31, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
James Mduma (Guest) on July 30, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Kassim (Guest) on July 30, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 23, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 13, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Sofia (Guest) on July 12, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 8, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 27, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Abubakar (Guest) on June 27, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Salum (Guest) on June 20, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 16, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Rashid (Guest) on June 16, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Kahina (Guest) on June 9, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 9, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 8, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Fadhili (Guest) on June 5, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Baridi (Guest) on May 30, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 25, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 15, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 28, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 22, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Rehema (Guest) on April 20, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 16, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Farida (Guest) on April 8, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 1, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 7, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Maida (Guest) on February 28, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 24, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
George Mallya (Guest) on February 23, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 22, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 13, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Abubakar (Guest) on February 6, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 1, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 29, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Mwanais (Guest) on January 19, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Rabia (Guest) on January 11, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
John Lissu (Guest) on January 6, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 3, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Khatib (Guest) on December 16, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 16, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Khalifa (Guest) on December 2, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 26, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Abubakari (Guest) on November 15, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 15, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 9, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 13, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 10, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅