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Biashara
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Jul 28, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Christopher Oloo
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Jul 14, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Binti
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Nyota
Guest
May 24, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Faiza
Guest
May 21, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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John Mushi
Guest
May 21, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 19, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Asha
Guest
May 10, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Majid
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Omari
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Salum
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mchuma
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Amir
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Issack
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Majid
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Husna
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Raha
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
