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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Makame
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 31, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Kiza
Guest
May 30, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 30, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 26, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Raha
Guest
May 25, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 24, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 13, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 13, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 6, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 5, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 5, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
