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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Amir
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Wande
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Omar
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mgeni
Guest
May 17, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 12, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Sofia
Guest
May 10, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 3, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Majid
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Juma
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
