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Mzee
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Oct 16, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Michael Onyango
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Oct 12, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mwanakhamis
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Oct 8, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Hellen Nduta
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Aug 24, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mwagonda
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Jul 31, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Andrew Mahiga
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Jul 21, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 28, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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David Chacha
Guest
May 24, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Farida
Guest
May 23, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 16, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 16, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Ndoto
Guest
May 14, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 4, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Chum
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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George Wanjala
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Mar 17, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Selemani
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Mar 13, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Faiza
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Mar 13, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Emily Chepngeno
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Mar 6, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Fikiri
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Mar 1, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Amina
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Feb 23, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Shamim
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Feb 17, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Anna Malela
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Jan 19, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Victor Kamau
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Dec 23, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mwinyi
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Nov 30, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Kassim
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Nov 19, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
