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Chris Okello
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Jan 2, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Wande
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Makame
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Nasra
Guest
May 31, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 26, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 15, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Hassan
Guest
May 10, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
