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Anna Kibwana
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Apr 7, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Paul Kamau
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Apr 5, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Brian Karanja
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Apr 4, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Stephen Malecela
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Apr 2, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Masika
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Victor Malima
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Mar 3, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Asha
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
