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Safiya
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Oct 3, 2021
😁 This is gold!
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Fatuma
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Sep 19, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Alex Nyamweya
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Sep 17, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Kahina
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Sep 14, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Aug 18, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Nashon
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Aug 2, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Alex Nyamweya
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Jul 21, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Husna
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Makame
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 30, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 21, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 20, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 5, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 2, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Hashim
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Mar 22, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
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