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What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! 🧙‍♀️✨

Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.

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👥 Edwin Ndambuki Guest Aug 13, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
👥 Zubeida Guest Aug 12, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
👥 Mwagonda Guest Aug 2, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
👥 Susan Wangari Guest Aug 2, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
👥 Mary Kendi Guest Jul 31, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
👥 Irene Makena Guest Jul 26, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
👥 James Mduma Guest Jul 26, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
👥 Khamis Guest Jul 22, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
👥 Amir Guest Jul 20, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
👥 Michael Mboya Guest Jul 19, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
👥 Martin Otieno Guest Jul 17, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
👥 Monica Nyalandu Guest Jul 16, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
👥 Elizabeth Malima Guest Jul 9, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
👥 Grace Majaliwa Guest Jul 7, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
👥 Shani Guest Jun 27, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
👥 Esther Cheruiyot Guest Jun 24, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
👥 Samuel Were Guest Jun 21, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆
👥 Stephen Malecela Guest Jun 15, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
👥 Anthony Kariuki Guest Jun 12, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
👥 Baridi Guest Jun 12, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
👥 George Mallya Guest Jun 6, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
👥 Safiya Guest May 24, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
👥 Agnes Sumaye Guest May 24, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
👥 Victor Sokoine Guest May 22, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
👥 Rose Amukowa Guest May 21, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
👥 Janet Mbithe Guest May 8, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
👥 Sarafina Guest May 8, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
👥 Rabia Guest May 2, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
👥 Latifa Guest Apr 22, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
👥 Bahati Guest Apr 19, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
👥 Latifa Guest Apr 14, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
👥 Shukuru Guest Mar 23, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
👥 Samuel Were Guest Mar 22, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
👥 Irene Akoth Guest Mar 20, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
👥 Mary Sokoine Guest Mar 20, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
👥 Francis Mrope Guest Mar 20, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
👥 Nahida Guest Mar 6, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
👥 Nancy Kawawa Guest Feb 27, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
👥 Rose Lowassa Guest Feb 17, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
👥 Jaffar Guest Feb 14, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
👥 Neema Guest Feb 7, 2021
😂 So funny!
👥 Nuru Guest Feb 3, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
👥 Victor Kimario Guest Feb 2, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
👥 Lucy Mahiga Guest Feb 2, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
👥 Hassan Guest Feb 1, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼
👥 Fadhila Guest Jan 30, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
👥 Benjamin Masanja Guest Jan 28, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
👥 Fadhili Guest Jan 19, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
👥 Moses Kipkemboi Guest Jan 10, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
👥 Latifa Guest Jan 8, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
👥 Khatib Guest Dec 15, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
👥 George Mallya Guest Dec 1, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
👥 Nancy Komba Guest Nov 30, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
👥 Rubea Guest Nov 22, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
👥 John Malisa Guest Nov 21, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
👥 Andrew Mahiga Guest Nov 16, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
👥 Agnes Njeri Guest Oct 24, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
👥 Neema Guest Oct 19, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
👥 Mwalimu Guest Oct 15, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
👥 Stephen Kangethe Guest Oct 13, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

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