Answer: A needle! 🧵
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! 😄👀
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 23, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 2, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 28, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 28, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
James Malima (Guest) on November 16, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 15, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Rukia (Guest) on November 5, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 1, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 22, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 3, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 1, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 29, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 29, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 26, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Neema (Guest) on September 19, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 12, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 8, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 2, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 1, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 31, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Jafari (Guest) on August 26, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 21, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Shukuru (Guest) on August 18, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Rubea (Guest) on August 16, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 15, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Khatib (Guest) on August 13, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
James Mduma (Guest) on August 7, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Nassor (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 19, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 10, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Zuhura (Guest) on June 26, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 18, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 17, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 12, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 7, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 2, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 31, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Yusra (Guest) on May 31, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 25, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Shani (Guest) on May 18, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 7, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 2, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 26, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 25, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 22, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 21, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 9, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Raha (Guest) on April 8, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Zubeida (Guest) on April 6, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 23, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 22, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Rahma (Guest) on March 21, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Jabir (Guest) on March 13, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 10, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 6, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 28, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 24, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 21, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 4, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰