Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Miriam Mchome
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Oct 29, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Victor Kamau
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Sep 28, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Frank Macha
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Sep 21, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Sep 17, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
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Sep 12, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Athumani
Guest
May 29, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 6, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 4, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Warda
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Salima
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Nasra
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Salima
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
