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Lydia Wanyama
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Dec 24, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Omari
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Shani
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Masika
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 22, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 18, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 16, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Baraka
Guest
May 11, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 9, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
