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Masika
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Jan 14, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Fatuma
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Leila
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Amina
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Juma
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
😁 This made my day!
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Masika
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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David Chacha
Guest
May 30, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 30, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 28, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 25, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Abubakar
Guest
May 10, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 7, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Makame
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
