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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Salma
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Masika
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Omar
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 24, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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John Malisa
Guest
May 24, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 19, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Nyota
Guest
May 16, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Rashid
Guest
May 3, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 1, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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John Malisa
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Salma
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Salum
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
