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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 26, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 22, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 20, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Faiza
Guest
May 19, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 13, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 11, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rashid
Guest
May 7, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 1, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Salum
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Amani
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Chum
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
