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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❀️ A nutty love letter! πŸ’ŒπŸ₯œ

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! πŸΏοΈβ€οΈπŸ’ŒπŸ₯œ

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