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Hashim
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Dec 12, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Wande
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Husna
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Amani
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Omari
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Binti
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 29, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 23, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 20, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Juma
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Issack
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
😄 Too good!
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
