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Hashim
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Dec 12, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
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Wande
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Dec 9, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
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Zulekha
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Dec 3, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Nov 28, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
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Mary Kidata
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Nov 27, 2021
π€£ This one got me good!
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Joseph Kitine
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Nov 25, 2021
π Sharing right away!
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Sarafina
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Nov 22, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Andrew Mahiga
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Nov 19, 2021
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
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David Musyoka
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Nov 16, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
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Husna
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Oct 31, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
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Patrick Akech
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Oct 19, 2021
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
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Kheri
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Sep 25, 2021
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
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Amani
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Sep 5, 2021
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
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Kassim
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Sep 5, 2021
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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Joseph Mallya
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Aug 12, 2021
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
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Grace Majaliwa
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Jul 24, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
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Omari
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Jul 21, 2021
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Baridi
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Jul 20, 2021
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
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Shukuru
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Jul 14, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
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Mary Kidata
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Jul 8, 2021
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
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Binti
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Jul 8, 2021
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
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Frank Sokoine
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Jul 6, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Nora Kidata
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Jun 29, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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John Kamande
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Jun 28, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jun 27, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
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Victor Sokoine
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Jun 8, 2021
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 29, 2021
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 23, 2021
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
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Chris Okello
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May 20, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
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Mwajabu
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Apr 30, 2021
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Francis Njeru
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Apr 17, 2021
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Iβm still cracking up!
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Patrick Akech
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Apr 12, 2021
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
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James Kawawa
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Apr 5, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
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Frank Sokoine
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Mar 24, 2021
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Mar 20, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Sarah Achieng
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Mar 10, 2021
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
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Juma
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Feb 28, 2021
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Iβm still laughing!
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Michael Onyango
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Feb 27, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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Alice Mwikali
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Feb 21, 2021
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Jane Malecela
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Feb 13, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
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Richard Mulwa
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Feb 7, 2021
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
π Perfect joke!
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
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Mwagonda
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Dec 11, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
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Issack
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
π Too good!
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
π Iβm seriously crying over here!