Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the ๐ emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 17, 2021
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Umi (Guest) on August 14, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Rabia (Guest) on August 12, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Salum (Guest) on August 10, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 10, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2021
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Chiku (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 29, 2021
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 25, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Halimah (Guest) on July 9, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 28, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 26, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 23, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mchuma (Guest) on June 22, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 5, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Sarafina (Guest) on May 20, 2021
๐ Instant mood boost!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 13, 2021
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 13, 2021
๐ You got me!
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 11, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Nassar (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 31, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 26, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 15, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 7, 2021
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 3, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Josephine (Guest) on February 28, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Fadhili (Guest) on February 26, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 24, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Kazija (Guest) on February 23, 2021
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Kahina (Guest) on February 23, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Masika (Guest) on February 19, 2021
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Latifa (Guest) on January 31, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Zainab (Guest) on January 19, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 19, 2021
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Hashim (Guest) on January 18, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 12, 2021
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 9, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Kazija (Guest) on December 18, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 13, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 12, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Abdillah (Guest) on November 24, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 17, 2020
๐ This one really got me!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 14, 2020
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Mustafa (Guest) on November 5, 2020
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 31, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 28, 2020
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Kiza (Guest) on October 26, 2020
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 19, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 18, 2020
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on October 10, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Rabia (Guest) on October 9, 2020
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 8, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 30, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Saidi (Guest) on September 27, 2020
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ