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Ruth Kibona
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Jan 1, 2022
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Jafari
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
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Iโm still chuckling at this!
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Issack
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
๐ Gotta save this!
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
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Amani
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
๐ This is a keeper!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Latifa
Guest
May 27, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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Sekela
Guest
May 27, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 21, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Jamal
Guest
May 17, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 15, 2021
๐ This just made my day!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 15, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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George Mallya
Guest
May 8, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
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Nassar
Guest
May 3, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
