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Tambwe
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Oct 21, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Halima
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Carol Nyakio
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Oct 2, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mwanajuma
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Sep 27, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Rose Lowassa
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Sep 23, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Ruth Kibona
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Sep 22, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Shani
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Elizabeth Malima
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Aug 24, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Neema
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Issa
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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John Kamande
Guest
May 23, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 22, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Nasra
Guest
May 21, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mustafa
Guest
May 20, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Muslima
Guest
May 17, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Nassar
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Apr 30, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mchawi
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Apr 25, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Diana Mumbua
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Apr 20, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Saidi
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Salum
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Leila
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
