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Rabia
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Oct 28, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Issack
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Husna
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 29, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Farida
Guest
May 24, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Josephine
Guest
May 13, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Khadija
Guest
May 11, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Maulid
Guest
May 8, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Zainab
Guest
May 2, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Maida
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Husna
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Makame
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
