Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 30, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 28, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 27, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 22, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 20, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 6, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 2, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Abdillah (Guest) on August 2, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 29, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Issa (Guest) on July 23, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mashaka (Guest) on July 4, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Juma (Guest) on July 2, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 17, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 16, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 15, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 13, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Shukuru (Guest) on June 7, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Jamal (Guest) on June 6, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 2, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 27, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 20, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Chum (Guest) on May 17, 2021

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 14, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Jamila (Guest) on May 12, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Zakia (Guest) on April 29, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Baraka (Guest) on April 27, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mariam (Guest) on April 23, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 22, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mazrui (Guest) on April 17, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 6, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Abdullah (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 28, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 28, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 14, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 2, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 21, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Khatib (Guest) on February 6, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Jaffar (Guest) on February 4, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Khatib (Guest) on January 29, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 28, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 20, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 30, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 28, 2020

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Hawa (Guest) on December 25, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Muslima (Guest) on December 24, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Khatib (Guest) on November 21, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Rabia (Guest) on November 8, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 6, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Abubakari (Guest) on November 4, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Abubakar (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Safiya (Guest) on September 26, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 30, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

John Kamande (Guest) on August 28, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 26, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜