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Janet Mbithe
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Aug 30, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Anna Sumari
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Aug 20, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Issa
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 27, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 20, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Chum
Guest
May 17, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 14, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Jamila
Guest
May 12, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
