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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Wande
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Wande
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 27, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Latifa
Guest
May 25, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
