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Martin Otieno
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Aug 16, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 25, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 25, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Maimuna
Guest
May 22, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 20, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 3, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 1, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Masika
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
