Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 9, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 1, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 29, 2022
๐ That punchline!
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 24, 2022
๐ That punchline was epic!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 13, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 12, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 6, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 4, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Khalifa (Guest) on November 3, 2022
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 2, 2022
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 25, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
George Mallya (Guest) on October 25, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 23, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Omar (Guest) on October 22, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Sekela (Guest) on October 19, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 15, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 14, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 13, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 11, 2022
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 8, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Halima (Guest) on September 25, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 24, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 24, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Issack (Guest) on September 19, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 13, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 12, 2022
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 12, 2022
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
David Chacha (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 4, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 2, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Zulekha (Guest) on September 1, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 31, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Nassor (Guest) on August 30, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 26, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 23, 2022
๐ This is a keeper!
Jamal (Guest) on August 16, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Jamila (Guest) on August 13, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Muslima (Guest) on August 13, 2022
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Baridi (Guest) on August 10, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 3, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 18, 2022
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 16, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Leila (Guest) on July 13, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Arifa (Guest) on July 10, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Neema (Guest) on July 6, 2022
๐ Sharing right away!
Furaha (Guest) on July 6, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 22, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 19, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 18, 2022
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 16, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 12, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Fatuma (Guest) on June 11, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2022
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Majid (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 10, 2022
๐ Too good!
Yusra (Guest) on April 27, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on April 25, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Khadija (Guest) on April 25, 2022
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Maimuna (Guest) on April 23, 2022
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!