Short Answer: Because he wanted to be a "paws"itive role model! πΎπ
Explanation: The dog kept tripping because he wanted to show everyone that even if you stumble sometimes, you can still keep moving forward with a pawsitive attitude! This playful answer adds a funny twist by using a pun with "paws" (instead of positive) to highlight the dog's determination to be a good example. The paw-print emoji adds an extra touch of joy and cuteness to the response.
Mjaka (Guest) on July 12, 2022
π Sharing right away!
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 10, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Mustafa (Guest) on July 10, 2022
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Tabu (Guest) on June 26, 2022
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 25, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 7, 2022
π Still cracking up!
Issa (Guest) on June 4, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 24, 2022
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 2, 2022
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 29, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Abubakar (Guest) on April 29, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Binti (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Kassim (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Tambwe (Guest) on April 15, 2022
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Maneno (Guest) on April 10, 2022
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 3, 2022
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Rabia (Guest) on March 22, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 21, 2022
π€£ This joke is too good!
Abubakari (Guest) on March 19, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 25, 2022
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Ahmed (Guest) on February 15, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Mwanais (Guest) on February 8, 2022
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 7, 2022
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Khalifa (Guest) on February 6, 2022
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 6, 2022
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 2, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Maneno (Guest) on January 27, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Issa (Guest) on January 25, 2022
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Rubea (Guest) on January 23, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Binti (Guest) on January 22, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Shukuru (Guest) on January 20, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Mashaka (Guest) on January 18, 2022
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 16, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 13, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Khamis (Guest) on January 6, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 2, 2022
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 30, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 29, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 3, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 28, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Khadija (Guest) on November 28, 2021
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Bakari (Guest) on November 27, 2021
π Perfect joke!
Zubeida (Guest) on November 26, 2021
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 26, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Nashon (Guest) on November 22, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 12, 2021
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Majid (Guest) on November 10, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 10, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Halima (Guest) on November 8, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Tambwe (Guest) on October 25, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 25, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 23, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 16, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 15, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 9, 2021
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 5, 2021
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 3, 2021
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Sekela (Guest) on September 29, 2021
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ