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Oct 25, 2022
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Oct 21, 2022
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Halima
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Oct 4, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
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Nassor
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Sep 20, 2022
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Violet Mumo
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Sep 19, 2022
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Carol Nyakio
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Sep 13, 2022
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Rubea
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Sep 11, 2022
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Mwanaidha
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Aug 28, 2022
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Janet Wambura
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Aug 17, 2022
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Alice Jebet
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Aug 7, 2022
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Jaffar
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Aug 6, 2022
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Stephen Mushi
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Aug 5, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
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John Kamande
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Jul 31, 2022
π Laughing so hard right now!
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Peter Otieno
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Jul 22, 2022
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Jul 20, 2022
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Sekela
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Jul 17, 2022
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Jul 14, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Jun 29, 2022
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Ann Wambui
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Jun 26, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Jun 21, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
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John Mushi
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Jun 18, 2022
π Perfect joke!
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Anthony Kariuki
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Jun 16, 2022
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
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Umi
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Jun 11, 2022
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Furaha
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Jun 10, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Nancy Komba
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Jun 6, 2022
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Mwakisu
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May 27, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
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Elizabeth Mrope
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May 16, 2022
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
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Sultan
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May 10, 2022
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
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David Kawawa
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Apr 20, 2022
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Frank Macha
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Apr 18, 2022
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Mercy Atieno
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Apr 12, 2022
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Nahida
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Apr 8, 2022
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Paul Ndomba
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Apr 5, 2022
π This joke just made my day!
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Mohamed
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Apr 1, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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Arifa
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Mar 31, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Husna
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Mar 24, 2022
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
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Francis Mrope
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Mar 20, 2022
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Yusuf
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Mar 17, 2022
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
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Bahati
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Mar 16, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
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George Tenga
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Mar 15, 2022
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Anna Sumari
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Mar 14, 2022
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Furaha
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Mar 2, 2022
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Janet Sumari
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Feb 21, 2022
π This one really got me!
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Maida
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Feb 21, 2022
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Salima
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Feb 20, 2022
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Mary Kendi
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Feb 7, 2022
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Monica Lissu
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Feb 4, 2022
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Samuel Were
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Jan 30, 2022
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Rose Lowassa
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Jan 30, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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Tambwe
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Jan 16, 2022
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Khadija
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Jan 15, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
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Maulid
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Jan 11, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
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Violet Mumo
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Jan 4, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
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Yusra
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Dec 26, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
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Monica Adhiambo
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Dec 26, 2021
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
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Rahim
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Dec 9, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
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Patrick Kidata
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Dec 6, 2021
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
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Anna Malela
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Dec 6, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
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Henry Sokoine
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Dec 4, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
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Betty Akinyi
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Dec 2, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ