Short Answer: Because it wanted to catch the bookworm burglars! 📚🐛👮♂️
Explanation: The book decided to join the police force because it had heard that there were mischievous bookworm burglars on the loose! It couldn't bear the thought of its fellow books being devoured by these notorious worms, so it bravely took up the badge and vowed to protect its literary companions. With a sense of duty and a dash of humor, this book-turned-officer set out on a mission to catch those wily bookworms and bring them to justice. 📖💪🚓
Nassar (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 30, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 14, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Sultan (Guest) on September 5, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Furaha (Guest) on August 28, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 22, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 11, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 10, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 2, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
Issack (Guest) on July 26, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Amina (Guest) on July 25, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 21, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Abdullah (Guest) on July 20, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Raha (Guest) on July 16, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
James Mduma (Guest) on July 3, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 26, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 25, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Jafari (Guest) on June 25, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Maimuna (Guest) on June 14, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 10, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Rukia (Guest) on June 9, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 2, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Shamim (Guest) on May 28, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 10, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Kahina (Guest) on April 14, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 11, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Fadhila (Guest) on April 10, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 31, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 15, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
James Kimani (Guest) on March 14, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 5, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 3, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
James Malima (Guest) on February 25, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Maida (Guest) on February 8, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 2, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 1, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Fadhili (Guest) on January 31, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Salum (Guest) on January 24, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Mustafa (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 3, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 3, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 24, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 23, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Maida (Guest) on December 8, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 5, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Leila (Guest) on November 25, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Sharifa (Guest) on November 10, 2021
😁 This is gold!
Nassor (Guest) on November 8, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 6, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 15, 2021
😄 Too good!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 11, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 7, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 5, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 16, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 15, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼