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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Azima
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mgeni
Guest
May 31, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 21, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 19, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Sumaya
Guest
May 17, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 15, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 11, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 9, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Neema
Guest
May 9, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Salma
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
