The ruler! π Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! π Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! π€΄πΌπ
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
Rashid (Guest) on October 19, 2022
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 13, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 8, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 2, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 29, 2022
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 27, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 24, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Ndoto (Guest) on September 21, 2022
π Canβt stop laughing!
Nasra (Guest) on September 19, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 19, 2022
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Fatuma (Guest) on September 14, 2022
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 8, 2022
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Amani (Guest) on August 29, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Yusuf (Guest) on August 27, 2022
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 27, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 18, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
David Chacha (Guest) on August 15, 2022
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Selemani (Guest) on August 11, 2022
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 8, 2022
π€£ Sending this now!
Omari (Guest) on July 28, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Salima (Guest) on July 27, 2022
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Zakia (Guest) on July 20, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Rahma (Guest) on July 20, 2022
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 11, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Yahya (Guest) on July 10, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Nchi (Guest) on July 5, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Mchawi (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Kheri (Guest) on July 2, 2022
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 17, 2022
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Maneno (Guest) on June 13, 2022
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 24, 2022
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 22, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Azima (Guest) on May 12, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 6, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Baraka (Guest) on May 3, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 30, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 26, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 18, 2022
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Frank Macha (Guest) on April 5, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 31, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 22, 2022
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 5, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 23, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 21, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Ndoto (Guest) on February 18, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Sumaya (Guest) on February 15, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 14, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Abdillah (Guest) on February 12, 2022
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Shamsa (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 11, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Kassim (Guest) on February 7, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 3, 2022
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 2, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Mustafa (Guest) on February 2, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 28, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 26, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 16, 2022
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ