Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Moses Mwita
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Oct 2, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 31, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Juma
Guest
May 25, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 21, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Kahina
Guest
May 19, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 10, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Hekima
Guest
May 7, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Asha
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Halima
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
