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Daniel Obura
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Aug 27, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Ahmed
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Aug 21, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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John Mushi
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Aug 12, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Janet Mbithe
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Jun 26, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Omari
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Jun 3, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 26, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Elizabeth Malima
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May 19, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Kahina
Guest
May 18, 2022
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Neema
Guest
May 15, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Agnes Sumaye
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May 9, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 8, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Jane Muthui
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May 7, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 3, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 2, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Nora Kidata
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Jan 7, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Zakia
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Jan 7, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Hekima
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Jan 3, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Rahim
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Dec 30, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mary Kendi
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Dec 13, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mtumwa
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Dec 10, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Sultan
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Nov 30, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mary Njeri
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Nov 23, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Grace Minja
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Oct 27, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Maida
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
