The smartest insect around is the π Smarty Pants! π©π€
Explanation: The answer to this question is a play on words, using the term "smarty pants" which is often used to describe someone who is extremely intelligent or clever. By attributing this to a tiny ant, it creates a funny image of an insect wearing a pair of pants and being exceptionally smart. The use of emojis adds to the light-hearted and cheerful tone of the response.
Abubakari (Guest) on December 17, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 9, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 4, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 1, 2022
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 22, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Leila (Guest) on November 21, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 20, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 8, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 3, 2022
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Zakaria (Guest) on October 28, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Wande (Guest) on October 23, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 22, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 18, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 17, 2022
π Perfect joke!
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 30, 2022
π Sharing right away!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 28, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 25, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Rehema (Guest) on September 11, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 9, 2022
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Sharifa (Guest) on September 4, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 31, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
David Chacha (Guest) on August 30, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Leila (Guest) on August 18, 2022
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 1, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 21, 2022
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Arifa (Guest) on July 19, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 13, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 10, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 8, 2022
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 29, 2022
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 25, 2022
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Issa (Guest) on June 24, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Baraka (Guest) on June 23, 2022
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 21, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 14, 2022
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Abubakar (Guest) on June 4, 2022
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Kassim (Guest) on June 4, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 22, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Sofia (Guest) on May 17, 2022
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 12, 2022
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Faiza (Guest) on May 4, 2022
π Rolling on the floor!
Rehema (Guest) on May 3, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 21, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 12, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Binti (Guest) on April 7, 2022
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Halimah (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Rubea (Guest) on March 30, 2022
π Best laugh of the day!
Shamsa (Guest) on March 26, 2022
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Hekima (Guest) on March 13, 2022
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 13, 2022
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Jabir (Guest) on March 12, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2022
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 3, 2022
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Hawa (Guest) on March 2, 2022
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Fadhili (Guest) on February 22, 2022
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 19, 2022
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 15, 2022
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 13, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Abdullah (Guest) on January 24, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 24, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π