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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Issack
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Raha
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Neema
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 29, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Daudi
Guest
May 29, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
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Khatib
Guest
May 27, 2022
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 21, 2022
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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John Kamande
Guest
May 12, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Hashim
Guest
May 8, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Omari
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
๐ Nailed it!
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Ali
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Binti
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
๐ This one really got me!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Issa
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
