Jaffar (Guest) on October 1, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Baraka (Guest) on September 30, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 29, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 27, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 9, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Muslima (Guest) on September 1, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 28, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 25, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Juma (Guest) on August 25, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 17, 2022

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mzee (Guest) on August 13, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 12, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Hashim (Guest) on August 11, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 5, 2022

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mhina (Guest) on August 3, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 1, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Arifa (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 26, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Kazija (Guest) on July 15, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 14, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 2, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 20, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 16, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Amir (Guest) on June 13, 2022

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 9, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Mgeni (Guest) on June 6, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 21, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 21, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Tambwe (Guest) on May 19, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

John Mushi (Guest) on May 15, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 14, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Yusuf (Guest) on April 22, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 20, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 13, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 10, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Amir (Guest) on April 8, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 6, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 4, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 26, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 10, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Abubakari (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

John Mushi (Guest) on February 26, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 21, 2022

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Fatuma (Guest) on February 12, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 8, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Chiku (Guest) on February 1, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 28, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 17, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 31, 2021

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 31, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Umi (Guest) on December 28, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 26, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 24, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Rashid (Guest) on December 20, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Omar (Guest) on December 4, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 29, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠