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Jaffar
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Oct 1, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Baraka
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Sep 30, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Janet Mwikali
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Sep 29, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Juma
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Amir
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 21, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 21, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Tambwe
Guest
May 19, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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John Mushi
Guest
May 15, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 14, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
