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Linda Karimi
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May 27, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 25, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 16, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Zuhura
Guest
May 6, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Salma
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Masika
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Neema
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Amina
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Halima
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Binti
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 22, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 16, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 9, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
