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Whatโ€™s bigger than an elephant, but doesnโ€™t weigh anything?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Q: Whatโ€™s bigger than an elephant, but doesnโ€™t weigh anything? ๐Ÿ˜

A: The elephant's ego! ๐Ÿ™Œ

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji ๐Ÿ™Œ, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sarah Mbise Guest Dec 3, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜ 
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mashaka Guest Nov 26, 2022
๐Ÿคฃ That punchline was unexpected!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Elijah Mutua Guest Nov 20, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Betty Kimaro Guest Nov 10, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿšป
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Raha Guest Nov 9, 2022
๐Ÿ˜„ Nailed it!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwanakhamis Guest Nov 8, 2022
Iโ€™m not lazy, Iโ€™m on energy-saving mode. ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ”‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Grace Wairimu Guest Nov 6, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโ€™t see himself doing it! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿšซ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Fadhili Guest Oct 27, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Mushi Guest Oct 14, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Vincent Mwangangi Guest Oct 11, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ˜
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwinyi Guest Oct 6, 2022
I donโ€™t make mistakes. I date them. ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mohamed Guest Oct 2, 2022
๐Ÿคฃ That twist at the end, though!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Hellen Nduta Guest Sep 16, 2022
๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Tambwe Guest Sep 13, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโ€™t look, Iโ€™m changing! ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿš—
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kahina Guest Sep 13, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Amollo Guest Sep 9, 2022
๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m sending this to everyone I know!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alice Wanjiru Guest Sep 8, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Grace Minja Guest Aug 29, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโ€™re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwajabu Guest Aug 29, 2022
๐Ÿ˜„ I canโ€™t even breathe, so funny!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Margaret Mahiga Guest Aug 27, 2022
Why donโ€™t basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโ€™re afraid of traveling! ๐Ÿ€โœˆ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ George Wanjala Guest Aug 2, 2022
Whatโ€™s a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“–
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ramadhan Guest Jul 29, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฅ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Malecela Guest Jul 23, 2022
Why donโ€™t eggs tell jokes? Theyโ€™d crack each other up! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Diana Mallya Guest Jul 22, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐Ÿฑโ›ฐ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ George Mallya Guest Jul 10, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Hawa Guest Jun 28, 2022
๐Ÿ˜‚ I canโ€™t stop laughing!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Mushi Guest Jun 19, 2022
Whatโ€™s Beethovenโ€™s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐ŸŽน๐ŸŒ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Jane Muthoni Guest Jun 16, 2022
Why donโ€™t lobsters ever share? Theyโ€™re too shellfish! ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Mwangi Guest Jun 15, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Zakia Guest Jun 5, 2022
I always give 100% at workโ€”12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Fadhili Guest Jun 2, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โšฝ๐Ÿง 
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ruth Kibona Guest Jun 2, 2022
Whatโ€™s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŽค
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Emily Chepngeno Guest May 28, 2022
Iโ€™m definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Abubakar Guest May 22, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโ€™s popcorn? ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฟ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Robert Okello Guest May 3, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Janet Mwikali Guest Apr 29, 2022
๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m bookmarking this for later!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Peter Tibaijuka Guest Apr 8, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ David Ochieng Guest Apr 5, 2022
๐Ÿคฃ This oneโ€™s fire!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Dorothy Nkya Guest Apr 4, 2022
๐Ÿ˜† Rolling on the floor!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joyce Aoko Guest Mar 30, 2022
If at first, you donโ€™t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mohamed Guest Mar 17, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwanaisha Guest Mar 15, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐Ÿงฆ๐ŸŽ‰
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Moses Kipkemboi Guest Mar 13, 2022
Whatโ€™s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿข
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Fatuma Guest Mar 8, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Maulid Guest Mar 6, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Catherine Naliaka Guest Feb 28, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงน
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rahim Guest Feb 20, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿพ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Lissu Guest Feb 4, 2022
Itโ€™s okay if you donโ€™t like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Linda Karimi Guest Feb 2, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Charles Mchome Guest Jan 23, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒพ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sarafina Guest Jan 15, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnโ€™t work? A canโ€™t opener! ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿšซ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ruth Mtangi Guest Jan 13, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโ€™m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Zulekha Guest Jan 11, 2022
๐Ÿคฃ This joke is too good!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Lydia Mahiga Guest Jan 9, 2022
๐Ÿ˜ Best laugh of the day!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ibrahim Guest Jan 2, 2022
I donโ€™t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nancy Kabura Guest Dec 31, 2021
๐Ÿ˜† This one really got me!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwajuma Guest Dec 27, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐Ÿฆ‰๐ŸŽฉ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Latifa Guest Dec 27, 2021
Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Benjamin Masanja Guest Dec 24, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿงต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Philip Nyaga Guest Dec 21, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŽ‰

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