Q: Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything? ๐
A: The elephant's ego! ๐
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji ๐, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Mashaka (Guest) on November 26, 2022
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 20, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 10, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Raha (Guest) on November 9, 2022
๐ Nailed it!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 8, 2022
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 6, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Fadhili (Guest) on October 27, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
John Mushi (Guest) on October 14, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 11, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 6, 2022
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Mohamed (Guest) on October 2, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 16, 2022
๐ This joke just made my day!
Tambwe (Guest) on September 13, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Kahina (Guest) on September 13, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 9, 2022
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 8, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 29, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 29, 2022
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 2, 2022
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 23, 2022
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 22, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
George Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Hawa (Guest) on June 28, 2022
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
John Mushi (Guest) on June 19, 2022
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 15, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Zakia (Guest) on June 5, 2022
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 28, 2022
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on May 22, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 3, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 29, 2022
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 5, 2022
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 4, 2022
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 30, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on March 17, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 15, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 13, 2022
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Fatuma (Guest) on March 8, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on March 6, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 28, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Rahim (Guest) on February 20, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
John Lissu (Guest) on February 4, 2022
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 2, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 23, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Sarafina (Guest) on January 15, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 13, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on January 11, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 9, 2022
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Ibrahim (Guest) on January 2, 2022
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 31, 2021
๐ This one really got me!
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 27, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Latifa (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 24, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 21, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐