A ghost's favorite room in the house is ๐ปthe living room!๐ป Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! ๐๐
Umi (Guest) on September 29, 2022
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 29, 2022
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 28, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 17, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Yusuf (Guest) on September 8, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 7, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Mzee (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 2, 2022
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 31, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on August 26, 2022
๐ Nailed it!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 24, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 3, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 31, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 30, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 24, 2022
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Sarafina (Guest) on July 13, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 11, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Salum (Guest) on July 5, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Abdullah (Guest) on July 3, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 17, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Amir (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Abubakar (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 31, 2022
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 29, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 23, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 23, 2022
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Zawadi (Guest) on May 20, 2022
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Halimah (Guest) on May 12, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 10, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Bahati (Guest) on May 7, 2022
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 3, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Mchuma (Guest) on May 2, 2022
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Muslima (Guest) on April 6, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Baraka (Guest) on March 28, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Salma (Guest) on March 26, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Bakari (Guest) on March 26, 2022
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Salma (Guest) on March 17, 2022
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 13, 2022
๐ Instant mood boost!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 28, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on February 22, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 19, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 13, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 12, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Farida (Guest) on February 3, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 2, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 25, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on January 25, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 24, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 19, 2022
๐ Perfect joke!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 18, 2022
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 15, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Abdullah (Guest) on January 14, 2022
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
James Mduma (Guest) on January 9, 2022
๐ That punchline was epic!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 28, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 26, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 25, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 22, 2021
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on December 5, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ