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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Issa
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Binti
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Majid
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Chiku
Guest
May 28, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 13, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mjaka
Guest
May 7, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 3, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 21, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Issack
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Salima
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Husna
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
