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Issack
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Dec 19, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Chum
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Leila
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Latifa
Guest
May 31, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 31, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 30, 2022
😂 So funny!
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Sharifa
Guest
May 25, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 23, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 21, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 12, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Khatib
Guest
May 6, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Abubakari
Guest
May 2, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 2, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Kahina
Guest
May 1, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 1, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
