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Amir
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Oct 26, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Jane Muthui
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Oct 19, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Nancy Akumu
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Oct 8, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Azima
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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David Musyoka
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Sep 15, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Hawa
Guest
May 30, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Baraka
Guest
May 24, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 22, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 10, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 9, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 7, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 5, 2022
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 2, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Omari
Guest
Apr 21, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Furaha
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
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Neema
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Warda
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Juma
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
