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Ndoto
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Jul 15, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Arifa
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Jul 12, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Jul 8, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mhina
Guest
May 24, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 18, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 7, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mchawi
Guest
May 5, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 1, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Omari
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Makame
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Omari
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Omari
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
