What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! 🙈
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji 🙈 adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Ndoto (Guest) on July 15, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Arifa (Guest) on July 12, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 8, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
John Kamande (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 11, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Mhina (Guest) on May 24, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 18, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Mchawi (Guest) on May 5, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 1, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Shukuru (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Yusuf (Guest) on April 18, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 12, 2022
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 3, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 1, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 1, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 1, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 25, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 25, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Omari (Guest) on March 20, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Nassor (Guest) on March 11, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mgeni (Guest) on March 10, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 4, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
George Mallya (Guest) on February 20, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Daudi (Guest) on February 20, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Kassim (Guest) on January 25, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 19, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Nassar (Guest) on January 9, 2022
😁 This is gold!
Zulekha (Guest) on January 4, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 1, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Makame (Guest) on December 15, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 11, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 11, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Omari (Guest) on December 6, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 3, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Latifa (Guest) on November 7, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Maneno (Guest) on November 4, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Baraka (Guest) on October 25, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Sarafina (Guest) on October 19, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Jamal (Guest) on October 10, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 4, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Shamim (Guest) on October 1, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Omari (Guest) on September 17, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Furaha (Guest) on September 12, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 8, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 1, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 31, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 27, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 22, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 12, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 24, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Mashaka (Guest) on July 22, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Habiba (Guest) on July 18, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 9, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
Khadija (Guest) on July 5, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 29, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆