👥
Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
👥
James Malima
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
👥
Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
👥
Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
👥
Leila
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
👥
Hamida
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
😄 You got me good!
👥
George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
👥
Ahmed
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
👥
Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
👥
Arifa
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
👥
Zakia
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
👥
Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
👥
Muslima
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
👥
Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
👥
Shamsa
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
👥
Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
👥
Khadija
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
👥
Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
👥
Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
👥
Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 28, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
👥
Anna Sumari
Guest
May 24, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
👥
Jane Malecela
Guest
May 24, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
👥
Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 19, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
👥
Mwanaidi
Guest
May 3, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
👥
Charles Mboje
Guest
May 1, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
👥
Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
👥
Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
👥
Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
👥
Zulekha
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
👥
Farida
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
👥
Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
👥
Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
👥
Omari
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
👥
Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
👥
Rahma
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
👥
Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
👥
John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
👥
Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
👥
Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
👥
Shani
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
👥
Nahida
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
👥
Mhina
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
👥
Nasra
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
👥
Yahya
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
👥
John Mushi
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
👥
Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
👥
Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
👥
Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
👥
Mustafa
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
👥
Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
👥
Ndoto
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
👥
Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
👥
Halima
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
👥
Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
👥
Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
👥
Kiza
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
👥
Chiku
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
👥
Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
