Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! 🧛♂️🍏
Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! 🧛♂️🥳🍎
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 16, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 8, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 2, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 14, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 14, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 12, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Kiza (Guest) on September 10, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 9, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 3, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 30, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Rukia (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Sekela (Guest) on July 17, 2022
😁 This is gold!
Yusuf (Guest) on July 16, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Raha (Guest) on July 11, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 9, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Sultan (Guest) on June 26, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Amani (Guest) on June 24, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Khatib (Guest) on June 21, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Mazrui (Guest) on June 19, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Abdillah (Guest) on June 18, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Zulekha (Guest) on June 18, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 10, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Sumaya (Guest) on June 5, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 4, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 30, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 27, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 14, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 9, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 3, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 2, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Shamsa (Guest) on April 12, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 4, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Rubea (Guest) on March 30, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Omar (Guest) on March 26, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 26, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 26, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Mwanais (Guest) on March 24, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Fadhili (Guest) on March 15, 2022
😂 So funny!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 2, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 28, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 13, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 8, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 31, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 24, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Ndoto (Guest) on January 21, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 21, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Ahmed (Guest) on January 16, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Sofia (Guest) on January 14, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
Shabani (Guest) on January 11, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Sultan (Guest) on January 4, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 23, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 10, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 23, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 20, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Sultan (Guest) on November 17, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 12, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Abubakari (Guest) on November 1, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 19, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻