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Issa
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Jun 26, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Lucy Kimotho
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Jun 23, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Fadhili
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Jun 16, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Janet Wambura
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Jun 12, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Jun 3, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 21, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Fadhila
Guest
May 20, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 9, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mjaka
Guest
May 6, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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David Sokoine
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May 5, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Jane Muthoni
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Apr 2, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Makame
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Nashon
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Mar 8, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Bernard Oduor
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Feb 25, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Farida
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Ruth Mtangi
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Nov 21, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
😁 This is gold!
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Shani
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Shani
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Janet Mwikali
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Oct 14, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
